Who even let me have a computer.

I really like music and food. I'm an asshole, but secretly nice and I'm trying to figure out how that could be.

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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    Honey if you stay, I’ll be forgiven, nothing you can say can stop me going home

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      thief-in-the-dark:

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      wtnvwinchesters:

      I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.

      i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week

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        • WiFi: connected
        • Me: then fucking act like it
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        lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

        lulz-time:

        Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

        are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

        somehow I’m both

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          "What’s the weirdest fan art that you’ve gotten?"

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            lildrunk:

            i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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              unclefather:

              anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

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                myownfashiionbook:


😭
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                  utmostidiocy:

                  A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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                    reshiham:

                    yifflord:

                    reshiham:

                    why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

                    because then it’ll be a foot

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                        carnilia:

                        ALWAYS REBLOG NATASHA FUCKING SCHOOLING LOKI FUCK YEAH

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                          elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

                          elsarendelle:

                          IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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