you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever
Getting emotional about headcanons and AUs like
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it