Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.
lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice
[thinks about josh dun] [cries]
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"
Every single person that reblogs this will get an embarrassing photo of a band member in their ask. Every. Single. One.
- white man: well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos