Who even let me have a computer.

I really like music and food. I'm an asshole, but secretly nice and I'm trying to figure out how that could be.

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assholuke:

HOW DO PPL JUST GET CONTINUOUS ANONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THERE SOME KIND OF TUTORIAL OR CHEAT CODE THAT I DON’T KNOW

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    ohioisonfiire:

    I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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      bromar:

      *goes to england*

      me: excuse me, what time is it?

      brit: time wots that m8?

      *big ben chimes*

      everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

      brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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        wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

        wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

        theanti90smovement:

        catastrofe:

        look at our lives, look at our choices

        how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

        Dermatologists must hate him

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          funnun:

          11:11 i wish i was a dog

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              chocolatecottoncandy12:

              When you stay over your friend’s house for a weekend but their parents can’t cook… 

              Vine: NaturalExample

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                slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

                slightlyterroristic:

                I can’t really argue

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                  lesbianvenom:

                  #emmy nominated television

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                    zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

                    zackisontumblr:

                    tigger did not care at all that i was there

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                        jademonster42:

                        vannpires:

                        what month comes after september???

                        halloween

                        after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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                          cutebuttevil:

                          dajo42:

                          beans beans! good for your heart! the more you eat! the more you realise time is a human construct that forces us to comprehend the nature of life in constant war with the inevitability of death and what it truly means to be alive!

                          This is a lot less fun than the original version

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                              ladies-and-tattoos:

                              can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career

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