Who even let me have a computer.

I really like music and food. I'm an asshole, but secretly nice and I'm trying to figure out how that could be.

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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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    jakemalik:

    the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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      qoax:

      communismkills:

      As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

      lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

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        dunpkin:

        [thinks about josh dun] [cries]

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            remyreaper:

            amysfall:

            we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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                "Straight guys" in gay porn be like:

                kill-anime:

                sodomymcscurvylegs:

                "Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"

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                FUKCIN

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                  5secondsofinsomniacs:

                  Every single person that reblogs this will get an embarrassing photo of a band member in their ask. Every. Single. One. 

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                    • white man: well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate
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                    dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

                    dean-the-piesexual:

                    OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

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                      foulmilk:

                      inlifesansawins:

                      why is it

                      "no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

                      and not

                      "no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

                      YOOOOOO

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                        nodamncatnodamncradle:

                        i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

                        all of them would win

                        it would be chaos

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                          rumour:

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                            admhawthorne:

                            insanetwin:

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                            denali-winter:

                            BAM.

                            I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

                            HOLY shit girl

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